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[Jun. 25th, 2009|03:50 pm] |
you take in everything with a certainity i envy. it's somehow all i need.
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[Mar. 12th, 2008|04:35 am] |
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| | anxious | ] | I'm in. |
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| pass me a bottle mr. jones. |
[Apr. 22nd, 2006|01:37 am] |
FRIEND CUT.
IF YOU WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, COMMENT HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THIS LJ AGAIN.
THANKS.
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[Apr. 20th, 2006|09:48 pm] |
from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395169/board/nest/33544255
ATTENTION POOR COUNTRIES: CLIP AND SAVE!
Rule I: Have a natural resource on or in your land that is of interest to the Western World. Trees don't count. They have enough trees. Dirt doesn't count for the same reason. Gold and Silver mines would work, diamonds are also good. Rubber trees can also be useful. If you've oil reserves, that's da money!
Rule II: Barring any natural resources, try to find any natural feature that you can turn into a tourist trap. Tall mountains are ideal, as are photogenic waterfalls. Extinct volcanoes will serve in a pinch. Exactly how many tourists would Nepal have if it were a flat plateau?
Rule III: Cultivate an educated citizenry. This will be useful when Western Corporations wish to outsource jobs. Kuala Lumpor and Malaysia did it - you can too!! If your average citizen thinks that sex with a virgin will cure him of AIDS, you have many miles to go to down this track. Westerners constantly complain that their jobs are being sent to Taiwan, India and S. Korea. They don't have these complaints about Zimbabwe, Somolia, Cambodia and Rwanda.
Rule IV: Think Long Term: Send citizens of your country to the US or Europe to start there own distinctive communities there. It'll take about 50 years or so. Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Russia, China and countless others have done so with great success. Catastrophes in these countries make Western countries (at least the US) take notice, since it might affect their uncle Seamus, Giovanni, Pedro, Boris or Hu. Not too many Rwandan-Americans to care about what happens in Kilgali. And have you ever seen the phrase "Zimbabwen-American" before this moment?
Rule V: When all else fails, pretend to be starting a nuclear weapons program. Or attack the US in some way. Hope the US invades, and rebuilds the country |
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[Jan. 8th, 2006|11:49 am] |
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| | birthday-esque. | ] | it's my birthdayyyy!!! 17!!!!!! wohooo |
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| before i go to schooooool.... |
[Nov. 15th, 2005|07:05 am] |
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hi i will miss laguna beach. sosososoosossoso much i cried like a baby through last night's finale. LC is going to have her own show called the Hills. I love LC, i think she is the epitome of gorgeoous. This was a good weekend. It consisted of Barnes & Nobles, deer at Baedarwood Park, frustration, a cutie from Hollister, me and Ness almost getting abducted, me getting smashed, me loving being smashed, me wearing a gangster hat, John D & me always being the first to get drunk, and me falling asleep on the phone hours later.
Everybody come see Brighton Beach. If you do, I will giveyou sexual favors.
♥me. |
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| DO IT BITCH OR I'LL CRY |
[Aug. 19th, 2005|12:16 pm] |
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| | tired | ] | Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things. |
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| I'm Alive. |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|11:58 pm] |
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Appa '05=best week of my life. I feel like part of me is still there.
But there will be more on that, but for now, if you loved me, you would do this. Please? I'll totally give you a hug and dance if you do this for me? Please?
1. Where did we meet?: 2. Take a stab at my middle name: 3. How long have you known me?: 4. When is the last time we saw each other?: 5. Do I smoke?: 6. Do I believe in God?: 7. When you first saw me what was your impression?: 8. My age?: 9. Birthday?: 10. Color hair?: 11. Color eyes?: 12. Do I have any siblings?: 13. Have you ever been in love/liked me?: 14. What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?: 15. What's one of my fav. things to do indoors?: 16. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?: 17. What's my favorite type of music?: 18. What is the best feature about me?: 19. Am I shy or outgoing??: 20. Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic?: 21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: 22. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend?: 23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: 24. Have you ever seen me cry?: 25. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?: 26. Are my parents still together?: 27. Do I drink?: 28. What is my worst fear?: 29. Are you going to post this and see what I say about you?: |
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| going to hell |
[Jun. 13th, 2005|04:59 pm] |
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John DiPompeo Jr kills rabbits for fun. He did today while Lauren Jen and I were in the car. The pimp car. He ran over the rabbit and then laughed.
Everyone be mean to him
love,
mandy |
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[Apr. 8th, 2005|03:55 am] |
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Cardinal Doughtery Theatre Society:
Once on this Island
Friday, April 8: 7:30 PM
Saturday, April 9: 2 PM & 7:30 PM
Sunday, April 10: 7:30 PM
come and watch me rock out, and dance, and all that fun stuff.
♥me. |
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| w00t. Friend's Only SuckahZ! |
[Jun. 27th, 2004|12:25 pm] |
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Locked Like Whoa.
Comment to be added. Give me hugs&stuff. Kthnx.
♥me. |
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